So uh anybody got any real life ladyboy stories? I'm doing a book report.
My family went to see a stage show called "The Ladyboys of Bangkok" or something. They said it was good.
So there I was, 18 and in Pattaya. I was at a bar. I was chatting with this hot "girl." She says to me "Do you not want I?" and I said "yes!" Then the barmaid pointed to my crotch and then to hers and said "you have here SAME SAME!!! ha ha ha!"
I've spent about 6-7 months in Thailand, so I have plenty, but I'm not sure where to even begin. The best one I can think of doesn't really involve me, but a Swedish dude with a chronic case of whiskey dick. He kept picking up girls out at clubs in Patong and bringing back to his room in Rawai (both in Phuket, by the way). He would be so drunk that instead of having sex, he would try to get it up for a few seconds and then pass out. The girls were always nice enough to stay the night and not rob him, which is always a plus when you're dealing with bar girls. So after like two straight weeks of this, he meets another girl in a club and scales back a bit on the drinking so that he can actually complete his mission. Of course there's a group of like twelve of us, egging him on in the bar as he makes out with this girl in front of everyone. They go back to his room, and for once he doesn't pass out and he's able to get it up. Of course this time it happens to be a ladyboy -- something he didn't realize until shit got kinda serious. Thankfully for him, he went back to Sweden a few days later.
Pretty standard stuff, but it was hilarious at the time, especially since it was within my first month in Thailand.
Christ, the shit I've seen on soi six since that time.
Ladies and gentlemen, my father.
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