Wow.

The music is beyond awful and the sound is right down there with it. The game has a sort of demented harmonious feel to it, as there is simply nothing halfway competent to clash with the overall mind-numbing dreck.

Factoid time -- Trip Hawkins saw his stupid box as a new third dimension in home entertainment, standing proudly alongside audio and video. Hence the name: audio - video - 3DO! How very clever.

Why is his name RIGG3

AH GOD PICK SOMEONE YOU SHIT! JUST PICK!! JESUS FUCK

Wait, is his finishing move basically OOGA BOOGA?

4:18-4:23

A fighting game worse than Rise of the Robots?

Apparently, typewriters are still in use, and they spit out entire words with each key pressed.

Is that smoke cloud thing in the background supposed to be an ass shaking back and forth?

No von vill stand in my vay!
Go to hell!

Riggs's mastery of Bigby's Train of Perverts seemed unbeatable until Sasha's Titty Twister Attack.

Man, I got a thing for shitty fighting games, but this one really goes the distance.

Why would anyone play as anyone but Carlos. Carlos is clearly the best thing about this game.

Parkinson's is no joke guys.