Oops, here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU_ZhAV2k7Q

I watched the video you wanted me to watch. I... well, you see, five stars, of course.

...

You're front-page posting techniques are no match for my resubmits!

Somebody give this guy money. I want to see every insane story he has to offer.

"Oh yeaahhh! Yessir. How about if I unplug your ass?"

"Created because they just didn't know what to do!"

Now THAT's an origin story!