stuff of nightmares

You know, I do believe those plastic bottles would ruin your bar be que.

Man I may jsut be drunk, but I could eat the shit out of a rack of ribs right now

4 stars for that

I'm physically ill... I'll never forgive you fedex

I've never been comfortable with any sort of advertising feautring food that takes an active role in preparing itself to be eaten.

Meanwhile at Satan's cookout...