Pit bulls... grizzlies... elephants... women are like Pokemon!

Palinchu evolved into Selfparodychu!

How long did it take to edit together this many mostly-coherent sentences? I know she didn't say them all in a row.

Yeah, to hell with all those stupid liberals that got women the right to vote!

Republican mothers shamble through the woods, mud and feces and parasites in their fur, eventually sitting their bulky, naked forms into a freezing river for a full day of slapping fish.

Ah, a vapid, pointless commercial from an equally vapid and pointless woman.

"This, fundamental transformation of America, a lot of women who are concerned about their kids future's saying, "we don't like this fundamental transfiguration." Up in Alaska, they remind me of the grizzly bears, that rise of on their hind legs, when somebody's comin' to, attack their cubs to do something... adverse toward their cubs. Pitbulls!... Watch out Washington, cause there's a whole herd of pink elephants."

THIS IS SCRIPTED. THIS IS NOT HER USUAL IMPROVISED WORD SPAGHETTI. AND THIS IS STILL THE BEST THEY COULD DO.

Mama Grizzly and the Easter Bunny were taking a shit in the woods. Mama Grizzly said, "Excuse me, do you have a problem with getting shit stuck in your fur?" The Easter Bunny said, "No." So Mama Grizzly wiped her ass with the Easter Bunny.

GRRR GET AWAY FROM MY CUBS YOU LIBRAL HOMOFAGGOTS!!

It's like "They live", but the signs and the alien people are in plain sight.