positively - 2010-07-14
From now on I will mentally categorize every food as either "superfood" or "will kill you."
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gotterdamm - 2010-07-14
Know what else would kill these bitches at the supermarket?
Me
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Scynne - 2010-07-14
I don't believe they're serious.
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Scynne - 2010-07-14 Also: nitrates in sausages will kill you? Your fucking digestive system makes nitrates! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
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memedumpster - 2010-07-14
Even before I clicked this I knew they wouldn't mention the incredible amounts of carcinogenic chemicals in shampoo, soap, mouthwash, toothpaste, and makeup.
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wtf japan - 2010-07-14
Irradiated food sounds more likely to give you super powers than to kill you. Salmonella and botulism, on the other hand, are completely organic, additive-free, and almost guaranteed to kill you--or at least ruin your week.
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Severian - 2010-07-14
Shitty joke, way too long.
Besides killing you, pomegranate juice is fucking gross.
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Riskbreaker - 2010-07-14
Are these girls on meth?
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spikestoyiu - 2010-07-14
The one in the glasses is a tranny, right?
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Riskbreaker - 2010-07-14 She's Daria gone way way wrong.
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NineEleven - 2010-07-14
They really have me fooled as to whether or not they're just fucking around, so I guess that means they win.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-07-15
My sarcasm detector just broke.
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Document - 2010-07-15
Close your eyes and it sounds like Amelie Gillette took a wrong turn in life.
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kwash - 2010-07-15
irradiated =/= radioactive
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The God of Biscuits - 2010-07-15
I thought this was a joke, but from some of their videos, I'm just not sure. The crazies in America really are sometimes like this.
So, 5 stars.
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Spit Spingola - 2010-07-23
I love these girls.
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tamago - 2010-07-24
That's not how you pronounce 'acai' you dumb cunt! It's ah-sigh-ee.
Also, when you get right down to it, the only thing that can really kill you is death. It's just that pretty much everything on earth can lead to death.
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