This is how I picture the prologue to this video playing out: "Hey Ted and Jim, why don't we make a video where Ted dumps cow shit on me while we all were speedos! Wouldn't that be hot?"
One of those things I've always wondered is why women don't have fucked up fetishes like this. I mean, women can be into some weird shit, but I doubt there's any in the world that would enjoy having cow manure dumped in their underwear.