Sup I'm a Capybara and I'm generally cool with everything.

these things wander around in Brazil. they're mean and people stay away from them.

of course, people also grill them up for BBQ. I've heard their ribs aren't so bad.

"We'll call you Speak, because that's what you do."

YES!!!

These are wonderful creatures. I am totally unbiased in saying this.

I dunno. I can't condone the actions of the zoo here. They're encouraging visitors to view wild animals as pets, and that's--Oh look! He shakes hands!!!