"i brought the schoolhouse home on a flatbed truck in the night" is my favorite sentence that has ever been spoken on television

There's a short story written by Stephen King's son about a little autistic boy who spends all his time constructing elaborate mazes out of cardboard boxes. And one day the kid's older brother's best friend crawls into a maze and never reappears; it is implied that the mazes lead to other dimensions/worlds. It's creepy as all hell. Ron is who that little kid grew up to be.

Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement!

This is just the (possibly very insane) adult version of building a fort. That said, this is kinda awesome.

Anyway, there's a good reason we call this area of PA "Pennsyltucky".

This is wonderful.

This guy is richer than most men on earth.