Well at least they are trying to court the ottoman this time.

This is from Atlanta. Thus, five stars.

(Also, the "precopulatory behavior" tag never took off. This is as good a time as any to ressurect it.)

Aren't they ripping this off of that one Die Antwoord video?

But otherwise, this is a great dance. Ladies with big tits bounce them betties bounce, and if you got a great ass shake that ass around, if you dick big whip it up and down. Who cares if dudes into dicks see it? Celebrate that shit for anyone who wants to look at dicks. Share it with the world!

We didn't have quite the same motion, but the idea was the same. We called it the man-can (when doing the Cancan movement) or simply "the man dance". Works well with kilts too.

Yay for too much alcohol and free time while camping.

Guile theme goes with everything remix, nao!

The potential for self-injury is a factor in this score.

Please tell me this is a parody of something.

When I was 17 I worked (and lived) in a holiday resort where I shared a room with two girls who weren't really hot, but they WERE girls, and I used to get drunk and do a proto-version of this to amuse them, I didn't call it dick-slangin' because I was 17, English, middle-class, and white, and neither of them ended up sleeping with me, but the point is, the point is, uhh, five stars.

5 for the lone albino wolf in the pack.

Small room. Full of guys. Dick slangin'. You Know.

Totally not gay.

I hope this becomes a global sensation.