0:28, I got up to hit the gong
her name is Amandah with an H on the end, which tells me her parents knew exactly what they were getting
also there are 50+ of these, don't miss her version of "Airplanes"
The most amazing thing is that she's ballsy enough to ask for donations through PayPal to support her "arts."
HOLY HEROSTRATUS'S TINDER. According to her YouTube profile, she's 26... not 13... I am confused to say the least.
I'm not as quick as you guys are, so it took me some time to realize that the book she was reading was one she wrote herself.
So, allow me to post my favorite excerpt from the free preview of "Dreams Happen" in hopes that I can redeem myself:
Lindsey and I got off the bus watching as the girls went into the school. I walked to my locker inside with Lindsey not even realizing that Steven was walking not too far behind me. We reached our lockers, and Lindsey and I slowly opened them watching as Steven strolled by us with a group of guys. “Oh, I wish I could just reach out and touch him.” And so I did. I grabbed his shirt, ripping it in the back. I couldn’t believe what I had done. I tore Stevens’s silk shirt. Steven and his friends stared at me in silence. We could have cut glass with the tension in the hallway.
“What was that for?” Steven questioned me upset by the fact that I tore his shirt.
“I’m sorry. I thought I saw a bug on you. I tried to get it off.”
“This was my favorite shirt. Now what am I supposed to do?”
“Well, I can sew it for you if you want.”
He stood in front of me holding the rip in his shirt staring at me. “Yeah, like I’m going to trust you after you ripped my favorite shirt.”
To stalkers, being treated with disdain and barely withheld contempt is a sign of interest towards them by the repulsed party. They receive very little other social interaction so they have little context to see it as a negative thing, and their egos won't let them become overwhelmed with the idea that the other party feels the opposite of what the stalker is telling themselves they are feeling.
And that, your honour, is why I have no control over the fact that I have to kill Bill Gates in order to prove my undying love to Mira Sorvino.
Somehow I had avoided hearing Fireflies so far, and now I feel like I have still avoided hearing it.
|Modern Angel |
Oh you need to google search this woman. She's hot shit crazy. Also a video of her simulating masturbation in a bubble bath on Daily Motion.
Oh no. Pregnant bellydancing while she sings Shakira.
Oh my god.
As the snow flies,
on a cold and grey Vancouver morning,
a poor little baby child is born,
to an asshooooole (to an asshoooole)
And Canada cries,
'cause if there's one thing that we don't need,
it's to let another dumbass breed,
she's an asshoooole (what an asshoooole)
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Daniel Songer's daughter.
Agh! 2:50 and I ran out of comments to read! Must... endure... okay, I made it to 3:13.
The last five seconds are surreal, to say the least.
This is so fucking depressing. I actually watched through half of this video when it was in the hopper before I gave up (and that's all I'll watch) but the things revealed in the comments here....just...wow....
I did notice that the books seemed to have her face on them but I just thought she mocked them up (for some reason). ugh.
Kathleen Edwards is even creepier than I imagined.
I don't know, I think the video is pretty much perfect for the song.
LOOK AT MY BOOK!!!
SHE'S FUCKING 26 YEARS OLD.
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