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Cool, he turned them against each oth...WHAT THE FUCK IN THE NINE PLANES OF TOKYO!!!???

I did not see that coming.

Fuck.

oh, and I cannot WAIT to see the 'at least it's not tentacle rape' tag linked.

2 dolphins were harmed in the filming of this episode.

Why didn't the baddies rip the protagonists head and skin off as well instead of just playing hot potato with him?

And thus ends the short, tragic life of history's only peel-and-eat monster.

"You have failed me in my quest to destroy Ultraman!"
"I'm sorry, Godzilla, I'm sorry!"
"You don't need to say you're sorry...since you won't be able to anymore without THIS!!!"
"*raaaaaaaaaahhhhhh*"

Bwahahaha

No one said it could be done!

holy shit

I smiled all the way through!

Badass.

It must be "that time" of the month for Vaginasaurus.

oh lord!

What, it's just your usual rubbery monster fight. What could possibly....Oh my god!!!!

I thought this was gonna be one of those "oh it's a horrible title but it's really just goofy-lookin'" videos

I was proven wrong

Those monsters are monsters!

Well, that was a real jaw-dropper!

Entrialor vs. Gorymon

Let's see... he's lying down, the other guy just pulls on his leg, and it comes off? What are we supposed to believe, that this so called monster's leg is incapable of handling the weight of his own torso? Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

This happened to me when I pulled off the flap of skin next to my thumbnail.

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What

Was that monster being held together by staples or twine or something?

I mean, Jesus, he comes apart like a slow-roasted turkey.

Say no to proposition 8.

why in the damn?!

I kept waiting for a kaiju's head to get stuck in the vadgemonster, but apparently that wasn't the surprise

yeahhhh Ultraman rocks !