I think this is better if you have no idea what it's parodying.

The irony is that a lot of store-brand cereals really are better than the brand names. "A pound of puffed rice sprayed with chemicals for only £5. You'll buy it because your kids won't shut the fuck up unless you do, bitch. (Plus free piece of crap.)"

How do you know that's not real laughter?

Oh, we got plenty of places like"Dollar General" and so on.

and Big Lots, where a box of cereal that normally sells for is somehow magically just .50. And their entire marketing campaign is centered around trying to convince us that really there isn't anything wrong with it.

Trader Joe's is also a good fit, because even though they sell some good items, the bulk of their product is creepy store-brand knock-offs.

...except for how Trader Joe's store-brand items are just as expensive as most national brand items, sure, I guess.

I was smart enough to figure out with my learnin and readin n stuff.