It's like Latern Corps the Series except that Kilowog is a talking poo.

I dunno if any of you played Photon as kids...I did. Anyway, if you weren't already a registered player at your local arena, you had to sit and watch this shit before getting signed up and ready to play.

Also, this show was retarded, but Photon was fucking awesome. I'm assuming it just never really was very successful because of how insanely expensive it was to play in the long term.

I'm thinking that all the money for the show went to music licensing.

So it was Photon in the cave on the Lost island??

This is acted like a really long and horrible FMV video game.

So Laser Tag's competition also had it's own awful tele-media offshoot? I had no idea, and I lived through that period of time.

Tibula is from a planet of women.

Christian Science in the year 5000.

Lizard guy sounds just like grizzled mountain man from Final Sacrifice when he explains crazy historical events.

Oh, and the "Whoa" at 3:39 should be in a time capsule for the 90s.

Lord Beefin is a master wizard from the planet Sin-Tar, though he looks like a robot version of the lead singer from "Hard Rock Zombies".

I believe this show should be considered the forerunner for all the Super Sentai Saban crap we shoved down our kids gullets.