OH YEAH WELL YOUR FACE IS NASTY BITCH.

America, you have failed to meet expectations.

Poptarts that come already predigested and excreted.

America just completed victory by Culture in this world's game of Civ IV

GAHHHHHH!!! You posted this here just to fuck with me, didn't you? FUCK!! I'm adding that asshole to the list of people I want to cook alive, right under Frankel.

I LOVE pop tarts.

Diabetes world did have the same...pop.

'Remember, boys, you are fighting for God, for country, and for fruit roll-ups filled with crumbled pop tarts!'

"We were trying to think of a sweet, fun way to do sushi with Pop-tarts".

I don't follow. I mean, its all processed corn syrup so its going to be sweet no matter what. You could soak it in salt and MSG and it'll still be sweet. But how is a generic tube in any way more "fun" or related to "sushi"? Surely crumbled up Pop-tart rice with Fruit roll-up fish on top would have made more sense? And surely there are better ways to display how much you hate sushi, cooking, and children than creating this?

This was revenge for what they did to pizza.