That IS worse than a dog bite to the nuts.
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Oh 90s, back when family movies whose message was "People who get divorces fucking crazy" were perfectly acceptable.
Having the soundtrack be a bastardization of Beethoven's FIFTH symphony is like the proverbial mosque next to ground zero.
This one's especially funny because I just watched Plinkett's latest review.
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What the Hell is that noise? It sounds like something an alien from Dr. Who would make.
Yet this looks infinitely more playable than Bebe's Kids and Toys.
And I bet in some issue of Nintendo Power circa 1993 there was a short blurb explaining how this game was "unique". There probably were some dog puns involved.
Are you kidding? I'll bet Nintendo Power devoted at least five pages to a walkthrough of this game.
they still make shit like this but the technology just makes it look a little better
I wonder which level is the almost-rape scene?
In the movie, the teenage daughter is almost date raped, but Beethoven 'saves the day' by pulling the house down.
When I was a kid, it was probably the grossest thing I'd ever seen.
This looks it came right off the Nick Arcade assembly line.
All of man's scientific and musical genius, every moment of inspiration and innovation, every drop of blood shed for every empire, every son and daughter nurtured, and every drop of sweat sees culmination in this videogame about a dog.
Why are there picket fences on the sidewalk?
This looks terrible.
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