|WHO WANTS DESSERT |
whoops, not a reply. but if you want that superlative, you know what you have to do.
Iatedessert: Chris Chan is the funniest and best thing to ever happen to the internet.
Welcome back you glorious bastard.
|Vestigial Johnson |
"keep private information off the internet! And don't trust people on the internet"
"Hey here's my address, full name and phone number"
(to be fair maybe homeboy just realizes it's a lost cause in his case)
Graduating class of 2000? That means this guy is at least 3 years older than me. Holy shit. I'd actually feel pity for him if I didn't see enough stuff on this site to know better.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Will someone please just lock him the fuck up already?
Also, I doubt he graduated anything.
I'm pretty sure he graduated as a special ed student -- and depending on the school, district, and state, that could mean almost anything.
"Hi Jenny Walker the girl from my 2nd period American Government class in 12th grade but also my 4th period Social Studies class in 8th grade in the 2nd trimester, I am still in love with you. What are you up to?" he says awkwardly with flailing and off-kilter enunciation.
"Uh, I'm a real estate agent... Who are you?"
"I'm Christopher Weston Chandler and I drink my own semen on webcam and I have a comic book."
To be fair to others, many people who have comic books and drink their own semen on webcams are upstanding, compassionate, people... I've been told.
Of COURSE Chris-chan takes a little farewell salutation at the end of a video as an ironclad contract.
I don't get his joke about him asking if he is fat.
Here's his house BTW: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=14+Bra nchland+Ct,+Ruckersville,+VA+22968&aq=0&sll=38.238989,-78.408222&s spn=0.104762,0.222988&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=14+Branchland+Ct,+Ruckersv ille,+Greene,+Virginia+22968&ll=38.199802,-78.407782&spn=0.006762, 0.013937&t=h&z=17
Way out in the boonies, where no one can hear you scream.
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