Apparently, he read on a troll website that someone was offering a 01 bounty on his PS3 being destroyed. Chris decided that he'd destroy it and collect the money. As you might imagine, things did not go as he planned...
Supposedly he just bought a new PS3.
Oh wow. I guess I lose. I had a bet going that this was about another 'woman' saying she liked him but didn't date guys who play video games or something.
Details didn't matter, if a 'sweetheart' was involved, I won, plain and simple.
Though this does actually explain why he's made so many videos just to prove it's actually broken.
jesus! Why fuck with the man like this? I tried to read the clyde_and_tito_email exchange but it made me nauseous. Fucking pathetic ass losers fucking with a simpleton for kicks? I hope hell exists just so they call can go there. Chris chan will laugh his ass off from heaven...
fuck this shit... 1 star out of principle.
Shit, I thought this was some ultradramatic example of his leaving the stupidity behind thing. After all, his dumb-assedness in regards to his PS3 - giving out passwords so people just logged in and got all Chris's dirty laundry and other stuff - would lead one to believe that destruction of the PS3 would be a huge symbolic gesture of sanity.
Instead it's more Clyde Cash bullshit? Wow. Just wow.
This is just sad on all levels.
Like I said, I thought for sure there was the potential for women involved. It's so much worse to think all this was on the notion he could claim the bounty for his own PS3. From the same guy who didn't give him his own accounts back after he humped the thing. I know he's autistic, but he has enough pattern recognition skills to play pokemon, so he should have been able to see a trend here.
Not to mention: over 9000 dollars? Do you not see the joke here? Even if you miss the obvious internet meme, and actually believe this 'bounty' is real, did you honestly think the guy who'se offering 9 grand to someone just to fuck with you would give it to you, under any circumstance?
You can console yourself with the fact that, once the reality of the situation sets in and Chris realizes what just transpired, you and I, and pretty much every other US taxpayer, will be buying him a brand new PS3.
Your tax dollars at work.
the drama unfolds all to the sound of crickets
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Chris' grasp on reality is very weak.
More reading: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Chris_and_reality
One of his strangest moments is when, in his comic, he sent his characters into the world of the Asperchu comic in attempt to... I don't know... change it? In his mind, this would work, since he seems to believe in a "Toon World" like that depicted in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."
This man will never cease to make me laugh.
My PS3 destroyed itself. It doesn't read discs anymore.
That would invalidate the warranty I'm sure.
Now that that's done, do yourself a favor and destroy your web cam.
You all seem to be overlooking the real problem here. They left the fucking tard DRIVE!
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