Rodents of Unusual Size Disneyworld is completely conducive to fucking. What do you think the little sky carts are for? These people don't know ANYTHING.
TeenerTot I had a friend who married a guy who worked at a Disney store. they honeymooned in Disney World. They're divorced now.
Paracelsus Disneyworld was DESIGNED for screwing. Ok, maybe not, but still a fine place for it.
Valkor 1. Are you sure it's the right hole?
2. I guess that was pretty special.
Valkor Wait, no. As this goes on it's pretty clear she has had issues earlier in life. Panic attacks at the thought of penetration is a serious therapy thing and having it in this context is inappropriate.
fluffy Yeah this is for making fun of people with pickle phobias or whatever
Seris I know plenty of girls that are like this actually. It's frustrating and annoying listening to them complain about their shitty sex lives when they really have no legitimate medical... THING... keeping them from enjoying sex.
Medical thing meaning physical abnormality of course. Mental trauma is an entirely different issue but I'd like to think that all of my girlfriends haven't all been RAPED or MOLESTED in their childhood.
cognitivedissonance He's wearing a high button suit with exposed tie. Something tells me he might not be smart enough to have sex, honestly.
Kingofthehobos I know I am going to get a lot of flack for this.. but he should have got her drunk.
Testicles of Doom In a similar vein, I was going to say that THIS is exactly why everyone should just get drunk and lose their virginity before they are married, even better if they lose it with someone they will probably never marry.
Also, Tyra is the absolute fucking worst when she tries to fake sympathy.
THA SUGAH RAIN That is the most bummed looking dude ever. Like he has cried and screamed so much over the last two years that it just isn't even worth getting excited about any more.