I sort of have this half-idea about doing 'Terrifying CG Angelina Jolie week' but most of them are just screengrabs from people's Maya project windows, not videos

i want my mommy...

the return of doctor legua?

Is there a non-CG version of Angelina Jolie?

MORTIIS!

This has "Dr. Legua" written allover it.

I did not know Angelina Jolie was Jewish.

In that kicking scene, she looks like she's got a nasty case of diaper rash.

The uzi.

The inappropriately epic music.

Oh great, I'm in hell again, aren't I?

That thin'g gonna grow a five foot cock and start raping me while talking to me with the voice of my parents, isn't it?

And then I'll be confronted by a monster made of the fused reamins of every transient I refused to give change to.