Since joining the West Coast-based Champions, Ghost Rider has had to learn to adapt. He has to wind down his windows if he needs to use the chain and the Penance Stare has been downgraded to induce liberal guilt in evildoers.
Why the hell would anyone want to live in California? Seems like every five minutes, there's an earthquake, wild fire, or Mormon proposition TEARING IT APART!
I want all the Californians to live in California. They can die there for all I care. Washington has had to play host to their whiny asses for too long.
I've never been to California, but really, it's dirt marked on a map by lines, it's not Mordor. Besides, West Virginia is the Promised Land, they just don't know it yet.