I don't know why I found this so amusing. The guy obviously hasn't seen the movie - I'm not sure what he has to gain by putting this up, or even starting this website at all. Maybe he really wants to be a radio movie reviewer or something - he has all the cadences of the shitty drivetime weatherman down pat.
I see no reason why he couldn't be hired as the new Gooch in "Gooch and the Spuds Morning Power Blast presented by Dale's Antiques." In fact, this man was born Gooch.
Well, if this wasn't just some nobody's movie blog, I'd say someone was about to be fired.
|bakune young |
finally somebody on the internet is reviewing movies thats awesome
is flickedup a shill site that gets paid to give good reviews?
if so, anybody that's stupid enough to fall for it probably thinks this is a good movie
if not, damn
this review isn't just imposing...it's SUPER imposing!
Daniel Songer's older brother sets his sights a little higher, but fails just as hard.
Flicked up AKA Movies in the Obama Years.
It's like whoever made this went out of their way to be as generic as possible. Like this Brett Martin guy has a pathological fear of innovation and if there was anything unique about the production he'd have been too crippled with fear to continue.
"Resident Evil: Afterlife is a movie, which is a sequel to another movie or possibly a couple of movies that I have totally also seen. It has a woman in it who looks like this. This scene here is also in the movie, which features what appears to be a zombie. This guy is obviously a bad guy because he's trying to kill the woman. Let's watch the woman who plays the woman say something. Here's another scene that's in the movie. Go watch it in 3D because it's one extra D than 2D. After totally actually watching the whole movie, I give it a rating that can only be off by at most 2 stars."
This is almost like the Gaming in the Clinton Years of movies.
"THE MOVIE IS FILMED WELL AND THERE IS A GOOD CHARACTER IN IT. ALSO, THERE IS A SHOT OF A THING WHICH IS PRETTY COOL, BUT THE ZOMBIES ARE ALSO GOOD."
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