|The Mothership |
What, no Crash Test Dummies tag?
ladies and gentlemen, the opposite thing to ever say if you want to get laid.
Wow. In that preview image, it looks like the lamp has merged with his head; I thought he was getting into really bad Klingon cosplay next...
He's gotta be fucking with everyone on some cosmic, meta scale, right? He has to be. He's some sort of galactic uber troll, right? This entire video is so perfectly awful it CAN'T be genuine. All his other stuff is believable on some level, but this? Please say it isn't real. Please.
There has been confirmation that he is a real guy with real problems. It's not just some brilliant troll. It's perhaps the shittiest life both in performance and circumstance. This is our world. This all happens.
He's not retarded, he has some degree of autism, plus god-knows-what, and his parents insisted on never getting him any help aside from whatever the preacher at their church could offer, and then simply indulged him at every opportunity.
Oops, I mean it's aspergers he is known to have.
So he's got a new PS3 I take it.
You know what? That shit honestly pisses me off. My drunk friend broke my PSP, and I have yet to replace it as I save what cash I can here and there for it.
Meanwhile, this fucker runs over his PS3 trying to collect a fake bounty of [Internet Joke] dollars, and has a new one within a few days thanks to the government.
Yeah, but at the end of the day, you're not Chris-Chan.
This guy is Chris-Chan EVERY DAY.
Finally, the new season begins.
I NEED YOU! COME TO ME OR I WILL COME TO YOU!
I wouldn't believe any of this if I hadn't seen him in person.
If you haven't had a first date she's not your girlfriend!
I know that's like the least of this guy's worries but seriously. I just...had to make that clear.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I think he's wearing his bra.
The bra makes his moobs more accentuated. I've known some fat fucks, but I've never known one with such rounded breasts.
Why does he keep movies meant for a single person on YouTube?
I mean, couldn't he use skype or one of those other programs to do a direct feed to them? Not only would that save you a lot of embarrassment, but if your video showed up on youtube after the skype session, then you know without any doubt they're a troll...
|wtf japan |
Once there was this guy who
drew some pics of Sonichu and refused to get a job
But when his parents finally died
He had to live in government housing
Of course he's still a virgin
Cause growing up is so hard
That's quite witty. You could have used that mental energy to bake a brand new kind of cake, or figure out a new and exciting way to masturbate, but instead you used it to mock a retard.
I thought I'd share something I read on one of these videos. The commenter made the argument that Mr. Chan was a village idiot but not just for a village. In fact, he has gone well beyond that level. He is, at the very least, a NATIONAL idiot if not the Mr. Universe of said category. Given his *perfection* at being whatever it is he is, I'd have to agree.
"I'd be down for... way over a month. I don't want to think about it."
Truly she means the world to him.
I don't think anyone could possibly complete you, Chris, unless they used a time machine to go back and convince your mother to take an Omega-3 supplement while gestating you.
if marty mcfly could save him, if you had a time machine, would you save chris chan from this fate?
I like the "lack of pattern recognition" tag.
5 for the insanity. I don't know how Chris does it, but he keeps on topping himself.
I love the pause and the deranged look after the words "make out..."
Also, this video becomes infinitely more horrifying if you see it not through the lens of a webcam but imagine it is through the eyes of at least ten women all called Jacqueline tied to chairs and gagged.
Crash Test Dummies.
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