Syd Midnight I wish he was a character on Trailer Park Boys. "Hey Julian I know this guy who lives in the woods he's some kinda mad scientist, crazy as a shithouse rat but he can build you x-ray glasses or a time machine for a thousand bucks"
Meerkat Those that know me, love me. Those that love me, know me. To know is to love. To love is to know.
Also he has 21 years of stupidity. That's a heck of a thing to put on your resume.