"I always pay my debts. For example, remember the time you lent me a dead wife? Well, there you go."

When is the re-make coming out?

Seeing Larry Linville acting in any role outside of Frank Burns is so weird.

Ominous milk carrying is hard to pull off. Dick Van Dyke pulled it off.

Chim-chiminy chim-chiminy chim-chim-DEATH.

I've got a train to catch... a Supertrain.