Twenty-three seconds after the cameras went back to the lead anchors, forty-six members of Die Deustcheslachenpolizei (DLP) burst in the room. She was never heard, nor spoken of, by her colleagues again.

Also stars.

Yeah well play this in the background over death camp footage and you won't be laughing

http://tinyurl.com/2bv5zuw

Oh no. No, no, no. If you understand German, that mash-up actually works.

I feel sick.

we're all going straight to Hell for that

It's only a matter of time before some crazy guy who thinks t.v. people can see him gets revenge on the newstation for the weather lady who laughed at his penis during his morning beatoff session. I hope Google Translator has a German word for "slut". Apparently it does! The grammar is probably horrible but just picture some fat sweaty bald guy yelling something along these lines:

"Aufhören zu lachen auf meine männlichkeit Wetter schlampe!"

Wow

OH HO HO HO

This is not true! We have installed a modern bank of wind turbines to generate electrical power! A mixed blessing, where once we could laugh at the absurdity of wind now we must respect it as a valuable natural resource.

Live a little, baleen!

So she won't have to wear her jacket!