So he thinks the laser scanner marks him with like some sort of tattoo? Five stars if he eventually got his thumb scanned in order to receive his license.
He reminds me of Coach Lubbock from Just the Ten of Us.
I kind of wonder who will wind up in a mental institution first, him or Chris Chan. Both have totally lasted longer in the public arena than I ever expected.
I would give my right arm to see video of him getting arrested back in the 90's for protesting outside of Bohemian Grove because he thought that Ronald Reagan was performing child sacrifice rituals to the God Moloch instead of just a bunch of people setting off fireworks in front of an owl statue and getting loaded.
Some light internet sleuthing says that Texas had DMV fingerprinting since the 60s, but switched to digital scanners in the 90s. Maybe Alex he would also have protested ink fingerprints that day, but the "red eye" comments lead me to believe that it's about the machine.
Dollars to doughnuts, he wanted to say "YOU'RE MOM'S AN EXCEPTION!!!"
P.S. He went in wanting raise a ruckus and go to jail. Ten for his jerk ass holding up the DMV line and negative five for all the idiots in line that didn't heckle this douche.
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