All this is missing is "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background.

I'm not watching this due to it will give me hives but 5 stars for that description.

The latest troll pretending to be a willing female probably told him she loves McDonald's.

Considering he already made the blackface video for her, that's a pretty safe assumption. He's got an ongoing war with her ex boyfriend, "Lars" right now. Between that and "Surfshack Tito", the last guy to troll him, I wonder if his trolls will make it through the entire cast of characters from Rocket Power before Chris catches on.

That's what I get for projecting guile, even a tiny ineffective amount, to Chris-chan. I guess it's human nature to want to personify everything.

Hopefully once he gets kicked off social security he'll end up working with you.

Mirror neurons are betraying every troll on the planet every moment of every day.

And he still gives it five stars.

So do I. There's a lot to be said for a man in a bra covered in black tape even before we get to the sound effects.

Well yeah, you have to give it five stars, it's becoming a black hole of internet evil.

When I visited Cwiki about a year ago or so, the featured video was an obese man (not Chris) doing ChrisChan stand-up in front of a bunch of bored open-mikers. And by ChrisChan stand-up I mean he was talking about stuff Chris has done in the past and how stupid it was and how Chris is a jerk. It's the single most pathetic thing I've ever seen on YouTube and I still kick myself for not submitting it before it vanished without a trace.

I understand the prank callers. It's fast, easy to do. Call that household, try to piss off whoever answers as much as you can before they hang up, then put it online. It doesn't have to be good even. Get you laughs, move on with your normal life.

The ones I don't get are the dedicated trolls. The ones who act like a girl, exchange tons of emails. Talk with him for months, have phone sex with with him, getting cock pics or worse, and generally raising his hopes so it's that much more devastating when the orchestra the big breakup months later. That's way more time than I could ever spend with someone I hate.

When they orchestrate the breakup. I can't type lately.

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE ELDERLY?

Nobody is mocking his disability. They're mocking how racist, sexist, and egotistical he is. It works the same for any disability. I'd never laugh at a poor old lady on a power scooter because of that. I will, however, laugh my ass off when someone hoses her down in said chair for publicly dropping the N bomb.

Shut up, baby.

Post-autism garde

It scuttled under one of his moobs.