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baleen - 2010-10-04

Poll: Is this actually judged? Do people sit around voting on porn? Is the reward simply purchased? I need to know this.

pineapplejuicer - 2010-10-04

i would guess there's voting conducted by the most unimaginably grimy cadre of hairy, gold-chain rocking, sweat stained wifebeater and fadeout shades wearing san fernando valley porn kingpins.

after she sucks their cocks, of course.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-10-05

I'll bet you can find out on wikipedia.

RocketBlender - 2010-10-05

Jesus. Can you imagine what the room they do all the heavy decision making must smell like?

Old_Zircon - 2010-10-05

Our entire civilization is built on blowjobs.


FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2010-10-04

It should be mandated that every award show speech be this one, recited verbatim. Go off-script, no award.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2010-10-04

Hey Sandra Bullock, TAKE NOTES FROM THIS.

Smellvin - 2010-10-04

I remember reading a story of someone who went to one of these things and he said that both saddest and most hilarious moments in his life were experienced at this event. They were when he saw a porn starlet outside crying because she didn't win the best anal scene award.

sparklefatty - 2010-10-05

You wouldn't feel the same way?

Killer Joe - 2010-10-05

Everyone wants to be the best at something.

Screwtape - 2010-10-05

The runner-ups receive a "I ruined my sphincter and all I got was this lousy tshirt" tshirt.

pineapplejuicer - 2010-10-04

my friend was watching this over my shoulder and said "she's doing god's work. how do you think her parents feel?"

pineapplejuicer - 2010-10-05

also i'm retroactively reassigning my five to the house guitarist who is on point enough to rip a little whistle riff after she says "i love sucking cock" at :35

such grace, such depth of character, she.

The Mothership - 2019-03-03

That riff is PERFECT.

Frank Rizzo - 2010-10-04

another one posted here had a chick crying with joy in here speech.

millerman13 - 2010-10-05

David Foster Wallace's essay "Big Red Son" is all that comes to mind.

B. Weed - 2010-10-05


Cyberblah - 2010-10-05

She even tried to walk off the stage in the wrong direction.

CornOnTheCabre - 2013-10-04

pop quiz: of DFW and Jenna Haze, which is currently happily retired, and which is currently a self-asphyxiated husk buried six feet under a pile of smug, self-congratulatory references from the most boring subset of millennial?

RocketBlender - 2010-10-05

Most honest thing I've heard in ages.

The Townleybomb - 2010-10-05

I love sucking cock, too, porn lady.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-03-06

I love sucking cock. Not really into men, though.

Billy the Poet - 2010-10-05

Ya gotta do whatcha love, kid.

Billy the Poet - 2010-10-05

-1 Gene Simmons is the worst person who's ever lived.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-10-05

Gene Simmons is Hitler!

citrusmirakel - 2010-10-05

Gene Simmons is without a doubt the nastiest person in that auditorium.

Oktay - 2010-10-05

I'm told his reaction to 2G1C was a blank face and a "we've seen worse on tour" type of remark.

Riskbreaker - 2010-10-05

Happy times.

RomancingTrain - 2010-10-05

Oh that kind of oral! I thought this was going to be for a debate award or something.

Harold Manchester - 2010-10-05

I think I could really take home the trophy if there was a category for receiving oral sex. I'm so good at accepting blowjobs.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-10-05

Did anyone else notice that one of her co-stars was named "Arnold Shwarzzenpecker"?

Old_Zircon - 2010-10-05

Half of my stars are for him.

Shanghai Tippytap - 2010-10-05


Zanac - 2010-10-05

The DFW essay that several people have mentioned:
http://www.hachettebookgroup.com/books_9780316156110_ChapterEx cerpt(1).htm

Old_Zircon - 2010-10-05

I read that whole thing and was shocked and dismayed to find that the author had never heard of Dr. Dirty.

Quad9Damage - 2010-10-05

Well miss, I'll be the 'judge' of that. *Finds torrent of movie*

Syd Midnight - 2010-10-05

The acceptance speech no politician has the guts to give

Xenocide - 2010-10-05

Untrue. Most give it every time they meet with a lobbyist.

memedumpster - 2010-10-05

James Cameron ripped this speech off.

oddeye - 2010-10-07

Blazing?? Hazing!

Squeamish - 2010-10-07

Well, then.

Tasso - 2012-12-27

I'm pleased that a room full of producers and stars of porn isn't particularly impressed by a lady thanking them for letting her suck their cocks.

It's the same kind of polite applause you hear at a regular job when one of the employees of the month is voted employee of the year and gets a set of crystal shot glasses or something.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-03-06

Well, they're probably there with their wives.

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