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Desc:A 'social dynamics instructor' and his assistant tell you how to pick up a girl.
Category:Fashion, Stunts
Tags:rhino, pickup artist, expertvillage, soul patch, please let me go sir
Submitted:Iakchos
Date:10/06/10
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Comment count is 21
MongoMcMichael
Pffft! I prefer to stand outside of college campuses with my cardboard 'Looking for a Boyfriend-Free Girl' sign.

citrusmirakel
The fact that his prop girl stands around bored and uncomfortable throughout most of the video - that's a good sign, right?
La Loco
Remember to have facial hair that resembles the pubes of the girl you're picking up on.
Riskbreaker
HAHAHAHA THAT RHINO JOKE IS A KILLER!

Seriously, who uses this shit thinking it works?
mashedtater
trust me, it happens.

BorrowedSolution
So the whole trick is to actually introduce yourself? Well. I'll be a son-of-a-bitch.
SolRo
"Hello, can I fuck you?" is a good in between alternative.
mouser
I once tried "Lets play Tetris in bed." Didn't quite work as I expected.

Old_Zircon
Shoulda gone with "Wario's Woods" bro.

Eternalurker
Almost a decade of lurking here now, and these, are STARZ. Bravo!
ez
Wait, should I also dress in a blouse that is the same color that the chick I am hitting on is wearing? What if the bar I'm in doesn't have a rhino head on the wall, but just neon bar signs and such?

pastorofmuppets
Same joke, except now it's random access humor.

SolRo
same joke but make a really retarded face and hope she likes tim and eric.

memedumpster
That collar.
urbanelf
This cannot be real, and yet, there it is: expertvillage

Also, is a "soul patch" one of those Hitler-mustache-goatees?
takewithfood
"On behalf of Expert Village.com, I'm here today to unintentionally show you how to get the occasional pitty-fuck."

Not the best tactic, but you have to admit, the man has it down to a science. The awkwardness, the pasty skin, the complete and utter lack of anything you could call shoulders, the unkempt "soul patch" that he's clearly been desperately cultivating since 10th grade. He's clearly spent time on his hair, and yet it still looks like that. And the collar. Good lord, that collar. Nothing says "I can't even take care of myself" like the inability to iron a fucking shirt.
Iakchos
You'll be glad to know that Alex MacRae shares your views on shirt ironing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzNmtYz9CHk

takewithfood
Oh Jesus Christ. You just blew my mind.


Old_Zircon
He's demonstrating comedy, I'll give him that.
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