I would vote for her.

God bless her and the month she gets to be in public every year.

I went back in time and visited myself in 1989 to pick up a couple of these stars. (My bedroom smelled like dirty sneakers and frustration.)

It needed to be done.

As an aging horror movie nerd, I feel that Elvira really IS me with bigger tits!

With all the parodies of that ridiculous piece of political phoniness, some funny, some not, nothing did such a neat job at putting America's new puritan embezzler sweetheart in her place as "I'm you, except with bigger tits."

Boy howdy does this need a top-notch tits tag.

Cassandra Peterson- still got it.

gotta love her signature smirk at the end

Elvira!

I thought she'd be dead by now. Or at least look like a mummy.

Oh, well that just made my morning.

I bet her makeup is a centimeter thick by now, and has age rings in it like a tree.

Ah, nostalgia, all those lonely nights.

I had to watch this three times before I heard what she said.

So awesome.

How is it that a station that plays horror movies won't even let you say "tits"?

I'm not a witch... I think. More like a vampiress? I don't know. Something gothic. I usually check off "other" on the forms.

Just a reminder that drag is worse that blackface

Elvira's back! The apocalypse is once again on schedule.

I love you, Elvira!