|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I would vote for her.
God bless her and the month she gets to be in public every year.
|Banal Intercourse |
I went back in time and visited myself in 1989 to pick up a couple of these stars. (My bedroom smelled like dirty sneakers and frustration.)
It needed to be done.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
As an aging horror movie nerd, I feel that Elvira really IS me with bigger tits!
With all the parodies of that ridiculous piece of political phoniness, some funny, some not, nothing did such a neat job at putting America's new puritan embezzler sweetheart in her place as "I'm you, except with bigger tits."
Boy howdy does this need a top-notch tits tag.
How do they even exist at this point? They're like some ageless Hindu deity.
Cassandra Peterson- still got it.
gotta love her signature smirk at the end
I thought she'd be dead by now. Or at least look like a mummy.
|The Mothership |
Oh, well that just made my morning.
I bet her makeup is a centimeter thick by now, and has age rings in it like a tree.
Ah, nostalgia, all those lonely nights.
I had to watch this three times before I heard what she said.
How is it that a station that plays horror movies won't even let you say "tits"?
I'm not a witch... I think. More like a vampiress? I don't know. Something gothic. I usually check off "other" on the forms.
|Syd Midnight |
Just a reminder that drag is worse that blackface
Elvira's back! The apocalypse is once again on schedule.
I love you, Elvira!
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