This is endlessly quotable, but my favorite so far would definitely have to be "Mortal Kombat. One of the dirtiest and evil Nintendos that the devil ever created."
Cinco de mayo is Mexico's independence day. I don't know if Spain actually has one. I fondly remember living in the states and getting greeted for cinco de mayo IM NOT FROM THERE DAMNIT
Mexican religious paranoia is so much weirder and more specific than American religious paranoia, once I heard one of them talking about how masturbation not only makes you bald, but you will cough dust on the full moon, seriously.
That's weird. To me, the headline reads "TV Cartoon Gives Japanese Youth Fits."
Must be the Nintendo tumor in my brain making me misread the "Nintendo Gives 700 Kids Epilepsy."