Oh come now, who among us has not lost an eyebrow or two to an il-advised chemical experiment? All stars to dad for capturing that magic moment when exothermic reactions are discovered.

Hell, my dad used to shoot rubber bullets at me. This here is nothing.

My parents let me play with matches all I wanted, but they also taught me how to do it without burning down the house or myself. Letting your kid learn to handle fire safely IS good parenting.

Dr. Doom's origin has been exaggerated a bit over the years, but finally we have the real story. That's Reed holding the camera of course.

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"I bet you won't touch a match ever again."

Not pictured: two tiny colonies of ants with a little wall between them.