WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!

(now with token blacks)

At first I thought this was parody, but the half-way through I realized it's sincere. After the bear, I have no idea. Poe's law strikes again.

With the editing, you'd think that they could actually put forth a consistent message, but that's not really what they're even aiming for.

The point's actually just to read a list of phrases that worked well in focus groups.
"I am confident, I am hopeful. Working together. That made this country great. Roll up our sleeves. Maverick."

Hey, remember when the bear was a symbol of the Soviet Union? Fitting for it to now symbolize the clueless drop-out ex-leader of the closest thing America has to a socialist state.

Keep giving us your money and we'll keep pretending you matter.

"Our Morning in America"

Oh, so we're looking forward to another round of carving up the working class and cutting vital social programs to fatten the pockets of the wealthy while real wages not only remain stagnate, but begin to actually drop all while getting people to vote against their own interests and socially enforce the agenda of big business under a conservative or liberal pretext? Sign me up!

Proles and animals are free.

Sometimes ya gyatta shake it up ta get there, because the shortest distance between two points is a shaky line.

Her truth is bumbling on.

Winning elections through patronizing rhetoric and tautologies.

I can't believe she was able to fit that entire speech on her hand.

Also, it's a good thing they cut the video before Todd Palin shoots that bear and turns him into a lampshade.

There is reason enough based on faith alone to believe in America, by moving forward to get back to where we came from. Today is the first day in the morning of a new day. It may take some pirates to apostate us back to our aim of alliterating Amishly, but if it takes us all night to find that day then we can do it, and those Washington fat cats won't even know what we were talking about.

Teocons.