Note to self: "doing research" means checking whether or not books have been written on a subject.

Killer flu is boring anyway. Now super rabies, that's way more fun.

He has a right to be scared. Did you guys see the A-bomb flash at 1:00? It's REAL!

This man is not alone, one time I thought the Ice Road Truckers were out to get me.

"Nine part documentary" = broken up into nine youtube clips. And he's only watched one part (ten minutes) and felt this merited a video response.

Here's a table of contents I found for the book he's talking about.

THIS BOOK IS ABOUT THE SUPERBUG
by Dr. Braino McSmartins

Forward: This Man is Not a Doctor (by C. Everett Coop)

Chapter One: Did you Guys Hear There Was a Superbug?

Chapter Two: Can the Superbug Lift a Boulder (Yes.)

Chapter Three: I Heard That if You Catch the Superbug, You Bleed So Much Out Your Butt, That, Like, Your Butt Runs out of Blood.

Chapter Four: The History Channel: America's Last Bastion of Scientific Journalism

Chapter Five: How the Superbug Made Me Gay. Really, Mom, It Was the Superbug.

Chapter Six: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super...BUG? WHAAA????

Chapter Seven: This is What They Have in Store For Us!

Chapter Eight: Who "They" Are (The Swedes)

Chapter Nine: What They Have in Store For Us (Mass Extinction Via Cocoa Floods)

Chapter Ten: Shit, I'm Still Like Sixty Pages Below My Minimum Page Count: Thirty Pages of Charts

Chapter Eleven: Sorry Most of the Charts Were Baseball Statistics.

Chapter Twelve: Space-Filling Fanfiction Theater Presents: Wonder Woman and Darkwing Duck: Forbidden Passions

Chapter Thirteen: Oh, Right, the Superbug. It's Going to Kill You.

Chapter Fourteen: Unless You Make a Youtube Video About It.

Epilogue: Seriously the Superbug is Right Behind You

Afterward: I Don't Think That's Even His Real Name (By Kofi Annan)

This is the kind of guy who doesn't realize that Spinal Tap isn't a real band until the very end of the film, if ever.

"They" (the Superbugs) have so much in store for you.

He said "predictive programming." Just letting you know.