Note to self: "doing research" means checking whether or not books have been written on a subject.
Killer flu is boring anyway. Now super rabies, that's way more fun.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
He has a right to be scared. Did you guys see the A-bomb flash at 1:00? It's REAL!
This man is not alone, one time I thought the Ice Road Truckers were out to get me.
|Grandmaster Funk |
"Nine part documentary" = broken up into nine youtube clips. And he's only watched one part (ten minutes) and felt this merited a video response.
Here's a table of contents I found for the book he's talking about.
THIS BOOK IS ABOUT THE SUPERBUG
by Dr. Braino McSmartins
Forward: This Man is Not a Doctor (by C. Everett Coop)
Chapter One: Did you Guys Hear There Was a Superbug?
Chapter Two: Can the Superbug Lift a Boulder (Yes.)
Chapter Three: I Heard That if You Catch the Superbug, You Bleed So Much Out Your Butt, That, Like, Your Butt Runs out of Blood.
Chapter Four: The History Channel: America's Last Bastion of Scientific Journalism
Chapter Five: How the Superbug Made Me Gay. Really, Mom, It Was the Superbug.
Chapter Six: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super...BUG? WHAAA????
Chapter Seven: This is What They Have in Store For Us!
Chapter Eight: Who "They" Are (The Swedes)
Chapter Nine: What They Have in Store For Us (Mass Extinction Via Cocoa Floods)
Chapter Ten: Shit, I'm Still Like Sixty Pages Below My Minimum Page Count: Thirty Pages of Charts
Chapter Eleven: Sorry Most of the Charts Were Baseball Statistics.
Chapter Twelve: Space-Filling Fanfiction Theater Presents: Wonder Woman and Darkwing Duck: Forbidden Passions
Chapter Thirteen: Oh, Right, the Superbug. It's Going to Kill You.
Chapter Fourteen: Unless You Make a Youtube Video About It.
Epilogue: Seriously the Superbug is Right Behind You
Afterward: I Don't Think That's Even His Real Name (By Kofi Annan)
|Caminante Nocturno |
This is the kind of guy who doesn't realize that Spinal Tap isn't a real band until the very end of the film, if ever.
There are still people who think Stephen Colbert is totally sincere.
|Billy the Poet |
"They" (the Superbugs) have so much in store for you.
He said "predictive programming." Just letting you know.
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