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Desc:About the death of Bob Crane. I bought the DVD for 3 bucks at Big Lots just so I could submit this.
Category:Classic Movies, Horror
Tags:Bob Crane, Hogans Heroes, Autofocus, Greg Kinnear, Willem Dafoe hates being in this scene
Submitted:John Holmes Motherfucker
Date:11/09/10
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joelkazoo
Great Flick.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Go balls deep, pop.

This movie is so disturbing.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Proof that pornography dooms you to a dull, cliched fantasy life.

This movie would have made a great documentary, but I guess some Hollywood hotshot wanted to MAKE A STATEMENT. Besides this goofy scene, the ending sucks in that docudrama way. Since John Carpenter (not the director of "Halloween"... a different John Carpenter, played here by Willem Dafoe) was actually acquitted of Bob Crane's murder, the film can't say that he did it, or show the killing, nor can it leave us pondering the mystery, since there are no other suspects presented in the film-- though the man fucked a lot of other men's wives, so you do the math. It doesn't bother with any evidence against Carpenter. Carpenter must be the killer, it seems to say... because, if he wasn't the killer, what the hell have we been watching for the last hour and a half?

There's a short documentary on the DVD that seems to have been thrown together rather haphazardly, but it's six times more interesting than this. Just doing the research, assembling the known facts about Bob Crane, and telling the story would be worth enough whiny, contrived fantasy sequences to fill a whole season of thirtysomething.
Riskbreaker
The really sad part was that one of Bob Crane's sons sued the producers of the film, claiming innacuracies and what not. This same guy sells copies of his dad's sex tapes over the internet, i shit you not.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Go balls deep, pop!

I remember that site from my early days at Portal of Evil. The weird thing was that it was packaged as good-natured nostalgia. As a fan of the vintage smut, I almost subscribed.

Hailey2006
Here's the link in case you're curious
http://www.portalofevil.com/single.php?poeurlid=12391

John Holmes Motherfucker
The site has been cleaned up. The fact that I feel a little disappointed about that pretty much proves that it is I, not Barak Obama, who is the Antichrist.

John Holmes Motherfucker
On the other hand, that guy who plays Werner Klemperer (Klink) is astonishing.
Rum Revenge
Schizophrenia looks fun.
duck&cover
I know nuth-ink, nuth-ink!
John Holmes Motherfucker
Turns out Werner Klemperer was a Jew. Take that, Hitler!
fluffy
what is this i don't even
Syd Midnight
Automatic 5 stars for buying ripping this for PoeTV, on top of submitting a 5 star clip
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