see the exciting conclusion on next week's amazing episode of tsa security theater

Hmmm. (minimum wage + next to no training)(fat fuckedness + I HAVE THE POWER) = circus of stupid.

I've watched to many SP's in the Navy go from nice to retard in half a second with that formula, multiplied by sidearm/baton quotients.

And Journalism finally reaches the level where they literally only report on stuff that happens to them. I'll bet this guy won a bunch of local awards for "investigative journalism".

Dude put together a story without even a press release or ANYTHING. Dude is a fucking JOURNALISTIC LEGEND.

Reporter's three year old throws a tantrum and airport security is distant and bureaucratic. Riveting journalism.

fuck tha' security guard

We must make 'international kinderterrorism' a linked tag.

That little kid knows what's up, the worst kind of stranger danger.

That taliban factory building bombs that look like childs won't take kindly this.

Wait small children don't like strange situations? Wow, that is news. I'm also disappointed when I click on a video promising assault on a child, and neither the child, nor the retarded man at Burger King get punched.

You just told the terrorists how to sneak their toddlervaginabombs past security. Way to go, CW39 News.

Mandy Got Searched by a Black Woman

I saw a video of this on reddit the other day. Having been on the the Interwebbish since the mid-90s, I'm pretty callus to "offensive" things.

However, this girl screaming "stop touching me" while the TSA checks her for contraband is the most evil awful thing I've seen. Yes, it's worse than BME Pain Olympics.

All the stars in the universe for evil.

Duh, it's a III-V, third variety.