Fake accents? Fake?!? That his parents HAPPEN to reside in the colonies does not invalidate his British nature anymore than the fact that his parents are Muggles make him not a wizard. Were he to split his soul into a Horcux, you would find it on the streets of Diagon Alley, at home in the world of the London Underground, bangers and mash, and butterbeer. For as the Sorting Hat said, we are defined by who were choose to be, not by accidents of our birth. Even the prophecy itself was determined by Voldemort's actions, not because Harry was born as the Chosen One. Have you learned nothing from Harry Potter!

Well done, sir. Have these.

I lolled

I wish I loved anything as much as he loves Harry Potter.

Wearing this: http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/prods/rub4699.html

8-)

No way man weren't you paying attention that was a spell holding the camera.

Are you implying that he is not living with his parents?

I have that effect on most teenage boys, it's a curse.

The prom in his head.

Pendragon's Potions and Pentacles Prom, of course! Harry will be there, and so will Frodo and Spider-Man. And they'll crown this guy King of Magictown once they see all his tshirts.

Under the Harry Potter corset...

The thing that boggles my mind about Harry Potter is that they have all these magical powers and almost infinite resources, and how come there's STILL fat wizards? Nevermind the fact that their society seems to have absolutely no moral problem whatsoever with not curing cancer for the Muggles because then they'd be "asking for magical solutions for everything".

Clearly someone has not studied enough Harry Potter theodicy.

or 3 months, even