Unfunny Amateur Stand-Up on Chris-Chan

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Comment count is 34

BorrowedSolution

- 2010-11-22

Within the space of two minutes this guy made himself look so much worse than Chris-Chan.
He also awoke a rage within me that hasn't made itself known until now. If I saw this guy on the street, I would honestly punch him in the throat.

Adramelech

- 2010-11-22

Are you fucking kidding me.

Are you fucking kidding me.

GQ - 2010-11-22

Where is a drunk heckler when you need one?

chumbucket

- 2010-11-22

I couldn't watch all of it...way too painful. The delivery and content kill it but in a long, slow death.

RocketBlender

- 2010-11-22

The worst part of it for me was something about the player didn't work right in chrome. Hitting the pause button only made it hiccup a moment, so I couldn't pause once in a while to digest it in small chunks and feel less ashamed like I normally do with anything Chris related.

Made it just part 1:45 before I couldn't take it any longer.

spikestoyiu

- 2010-11-22

1:15. That's how far I got.

spikestoyiu - 2010-11-22

Also, this is exactly what I imagine everyone that pays for a SomethingAwful membership looks like.

NewHeavenSalesman

- 2010-11-22

Good news, he has a myspace music page!

http://www.myspace.com/anthonyaloglogatto

Yes, there is a rendition of "Hurt" done in the worst Gollum impersonation imaginable.

Scynne

- 2010-11-22

My stars are for that song. I can't stop laughing.

Riskbreaker

- 2010-11-22

It's truly a testament to this guy awfulness that i've been able to see most Chris Chan videos but i couldn't watch a full minute of this thing. Some days Chris Chan trolls are far worse than him.

pastorofmuppets

- 2010-11-22

At I thought he was going to do an impression of Chris Chan. That might have been ok, as long as he didn't explain it.

Idiot. What happens on the internet stays on the internet, unless you can explain it to me in 20 seconds.

themilkshark

- 2010-11-22

This is somehow more embarrassing than anything Chris Chan has ever done. I mean that, this guy should kill himself twice.

mashedtater

- 2010-11-22

its because when people listen to comedy, they ultimately want to hear about things that relate back to themselves.

everyone unconsciously kind of realizes this, and so telling the story of chris chan to a group of people who are unaware of how he related to them just didnt go over well.

also have you ever tried explaining to someone else why chris chan amuses you so?

"there is this guy with serious Asp who is mocked online and tricked constantly into doing things like drinking his own semen and oh! they constantly hack into his personal email and accounts and hold them hostage."

you sound like an utter asshole. no context outside of experience can make another person understand, and it is an acquired flavor to boot.

RomancingTrain - 2010-11-22

Chris-Chan doesn't need to be tricked to drink his "navy."

pastorofmuppets - 2010-11-22

"So there's this guy, and if you spend too much time on the internet, he's basically your Ghost of Christmas Future."

Jack Dalton

- 2010-11-22

"Hey you know that Chris Chan guy on the internet? What a JERK! Am I right?(*INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET*)."

(crickets)

fourthguy

- 2010-11-22

Why are some people so obsessed with mocking Chris Chan? I understand that he's asking for it to some degree, but stuff like this video truly baffles me.

NewHeavenSalesman - 2010-11-22

I think the thing is that Chris-Chan is so notorious that he's known beyond normal troll websites, so your stupid secluded internet loser sees him and his mountains of embarrassment, and decides he too can totally mock this guy by repeating JULAY JULAY a hundred million times.

It also helps that Chris's popularity means that even if you upload the most embarrassing rant about Chris-chan imaginable, you're still going to get like 500+ views on youtube about it, minimum.

Nikon

- 2010-11-22

That was pretty bad.

urbanelf

- 2010-11-22

What?

Macho Nacho

- 2010-11-22

I can watch a Chris-Chan video all the way through, but I can't last watching over a minute of this.
This, this is just horribad.

Quad9Damage

- 2010-11-22

At 2:18 you can hear someone in the audience ask "Who's he talking about?" That comment sums up this video better than I ever could.

memedumpster

- 2010-11-22

Coming soon to Carlos Mencia.

StanleyPain

- 2010-11-22

AND WHAT ABOUT SLACKJAWEDDB?? AM I RIGHT FOLKS? HERE LET ME HAND OUT SOME PAMPHLETS AND THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND....

ShiftlessRastus

- 2010-11-22

This is extra bad. Also, HE doesn't understand how stomach acid works.

Udderdude

- 2010-11-22

Internet containment breach in progress. Deploying riot troops.

Rudy

- 2010-11-22

Thanks for finding this. I saw it back when it was posted in March to the CWCki. I'm glad (?) I didn't hallucinate it.

kwash

- 2010-11-22

Watched the whole thing. We've been trolling the wrong person.

BorrowedSolution - 2010-11-22

Yeah. I want this guy crying by tomorrow. Honestly, I can't even express how disgusted I am with this cretin.
So.
Fucking.
Disgusted.

dead_cat

- 2010-11-22

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

This guy does not understand why people even watch Chris-chan videos. Or humor.

Old_Zircon

- 2010-11-22

Oh wow.

Nikon - 2010-11-22

Maybe this guy could be fameass.

Grandmaster Funk

- 2010-11-23

How did this manage to be even worse than I anticipated?

Jet Bin Fever

- 2010-11-23

This guy is the worst ever.

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