Do neckbeards or neckmolds or whatever you call them spread via the inernet or is there some other vector?

Nice plastic stick, champ.

This video makes me very sad. I pray he outgrows this quickly and totally, but experience teaches me he's likely to be this way his entire life.

I wonder why no one has made a review before this one.

When he starts talking about the plastic being durable and batteries...i imagined him reviewing a dildo.

I take it this isn't the guy from the Dwarves.

What a dumbass, he could have bought a sonic screwdriver. Nerd.

Does he shave everything BUT his neck?
My god, he took neckbeard to a literal level.

That's a cool toy. It looks and behaves like the movie prop it's based on.

When I was a kid, I always found the light-up plastic toys that make "pew pew" sounds with shitty speakers to be extremely obnoxious. What I would have given for a Star Trek phaser or Tricorder that actually looked like the ones from the TV show.

I would call this guy a loser, but I have a gas blowback pellet gun made to look like a Beretta, and how is that really any different?