Not since Metacomet's head was prayed over at Plymouth Rock marking God's gift of America to the white master race have I felt so proud of my country.

Admiral Allah Akbar, comrades of poe!

An aluminum bucket is not a deep fryer.

Let his cry be the rallying call of our new obamarxist homosocialist agenda! Gay marriages for everyone, and arugula for this man in particular.

You would have thought the 100s of other Youtube videos of this happening would have told him something.

Frying a headcrab.

Happy Thanksgiving!
Someday those capitalist swine will pay for their crimes!

I guess he didn't feel the need to apply Bernoulli's Principle to a turkey and frying oil.

Wait, why did he dump dirt on it?

"...of thee I sing..." *sniff*

HE GOT THAT POT FROM A GOVT. STORE THAT PUTS MONEY INTO AL GORE'S POCKETS WAKE UP AMERICA YOUR CHILDREN ARE NEXT WE ARE BORROWING FROM THEM SO CHINA OWNS US BUT NOT PATRIOTS!

two things come to mind - tosh.0 and that allstate commercial.

I love how the ground is already scorched of all life

Why the terrorists hate us but aren't all that afraid of us.

America best superpower.

Oh, this deserves all the stars I can give. It's like the camera lady just knew what was going to happen, and didn't care one bit beyond videotaping it.

The "how could that possibly go wrong?" look at the end.

Was that Daniel Tosh?

To American poetvers: I am not a Yanqui enemy of mankind, but tomorrow I am going to a Thanksgiving potluck dinner, and I am expected to bring something. What is the laziest acceptable vaguely-Thanksgiving-y food I could bring? I am a vegetablearian so keep that in mind. Thankyou!!!

American Thanksgiving is on a Thursday?

The last two seconds