Caruso watched Boondock Saints one too many times. You're not Dafoe, David.

He forgot to dramatically put on his sunglasses a few times.

We're going to Brazil.

YEEEAAHHHHHH

That brought the old faith in humanity down a few notches

The Sunglasses of Justice!

My hatred of Nicholas Cage has just been surpassed.

Looks like....we need...some....dramatic pauses...MIAMI STYLE.

Worst-written show on TV.

Somebody, please do this with Jerry Orbach

I HAVE WANTED SOMEONE TO DO THIS SINCE FOREVER YES YES YES YES YES

This video... [puts on sunglasses] is ridiculously funny.

Why would you post a video to YouTube.....if you didn't want anyone to watch it? YEEAAAAAAHHHHH

I have never watched it, but I never even thought it could be that bad.

The sunglass move is great but I prefer the little two-step dance, like he had something stuck in hi

Could've been better if they'd combined the "put on sunglasses" moments only.

Frag grenade was the best. The forever best.

Every time he doesn't put on his sunglasses, you can tell that he wants to so bad

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

"...join the club." YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Featuring grill of doom.

"But they're not... going to get away with murder." YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's really using the sunglasses to hide the fact he's dying on the inside

"Drive by, Miami style" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH

I bet it took a long time before he stopped actually saying DOT DOT DOT during the dramatic pauses.

this video needs a part 2

"It looks like... (puts on sunglasses)... something... caught her."

Oh god, that chord is starting to give me seizures.

Can you imagine being a cop and having to deal with this guy at every crime scene?

new cultural trend: when someone says something dramatic/witty, respond with YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!

Nice one liners. Sheriff John Bunnell he ain't.

Worst actor to ever land a major television dramatic role? Oh yes.

David Caruso for Max Payne 3.

6:05 - Now that's what I call a barbecued pig.

ha...ha...ha

4:08 "I... am going to put on my sunglasses"

Truly the King of Sunglasses. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Start of line][dramatic pause][puts on sunglasses][end line] YEAHHHH! Lather, rise, repeat,

They freak me out when he doesn't put on his glasses to end the line.

I'm serious about this. I. Want. To. See. Him. Play. Hamlet. He was born for it.

This will be Youtube's legacy to the world.

the victim of the blast.... or the cause of it... YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

"That's what happens.... when worlds collide." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH.

I kept expectng it to degenerate to two people standing around looking at each other saying nothing then YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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"the verdict is in"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH

"you don't fall three storie, then get up and run away."
"you do," -sunglasses- "if you've got somthing to hide!"

no, i'm sorry. not even then horatio, not even then. failure on an epic scale.

YOU just lost your five star status.

Having never watched the show, I wondered if it could be as bad as everyone else said was.

Now I see that it is that bad. Holy crap.

they made fun of this on Burn Notice on one episode, by having Bruce Campbell's character pretend he was a lab tech who would put on sunglasses while delivering some cheesy line like "it looks like murder... is in style this season." Being that Burn Notice is supposed to be based in Miami, this was fitting.