Step one you put your boyfriend in a chair
Take out a cap and fix his hair
He smiles politely back at you
Then stares politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
Make him wear a boat cap out of spite
He has a look of fear and shame
And starts to wonder why he came
CHORUS:
"It will only take a minute" she alleged
And now I'm on Expert Village
Everyone will see, I'll be laughed at
I guess that's how you wear a hat