Like a scene from a Christopher Guest movie.

Internet, you have broken me

Hubba hubba!

Awesome creepy flute music. Also, I thought it was zoh-oh-phile.

I'm like 'excuse me I can't resist!'

"Next thing I know, my pants are down and I'm bending over for him!" How it always goes, huh ladies

WTMI.

oh shit. nooo. no. no. no. oh god, no.

must.. forget...

I now have the answer for "what is wrong with america?"

Thanks to her description of stallion masturbation, I will never have another erection

...god...damn...you...this is why I love the internet.

I stopped watching at the stallion part.

I simply cannot WAIT for their horse to die.

That horse probably shoots litres...

I knew I should have stopped listening after "I took him in and introduced him to my miniature stallion" but I didn't.

is that Trey Parker?

"...I have anal sex with the miniature stallion..."

Being from a small Canadian town, I'd drink to that; round up the mob to cheer him on.

Three stars is the number you give when you're so torn between disgusted fascination and fascinated disgust that your nose starts to bleed.

I don't want to have reproductive organs anymore.

That guy is dirty.

...the horror...the horror.....

D:

sweet jesus

Oh dear. My penis seems to have stopped functioning.

Sloppy seconds.


Yeah, you met somebody on your plane, dude.

I really want this to be a Kids In The Hall sketch.