I can academically appreciate and understand all of this, but if I start throwing around "octopodes" I'll have to explain myself, and since I'm not that autistic guy from Numb3rs, I don't relish in explaining myself after every fucking sentence.
She needs all that smart banged right out of her so she can think more about purses and shoes and less about the declension of marine life nomenclature.
If I ever try to tell someone this they never believe me. Now I have a link to rub it in with. (I'm an English teacher by the way, so there are a few cases were this actually comes up in class/conversation, but I'm still probably a douche.)