Her channel is worth checking out, too. Apparently she was a bi-green-vegan-wiccamwhore in the early days of the internet. I submitted a few more of her videos, but alas they're languishing in the hopper.

remember the "god hates east plano texas" video, how the announcer is shouting "NO! NO! OH MY GOSH NO!" towards the end as the kickoff is being returned for a touchdown?

i thought of that when she lifted her shirt up

my belly button gall bladder scar is more bad ass like a crescent moon.

I'll be sure to visualize 1:00 next time I'm looking to neutralize an erection.

I'm pretty sure those scars are the only way she's ever going to get anyone look at her tits. Classic bait-and-switch.