-1 because the soundtrack wasn't "Let the bodies hit the floor".
I never shout at the TV when watching anything.
I was screaming GO! GO! GO! so loud during this play that I will probably be receiving complaints from the homeowners association.
I would watch more football if they provided handy easy-to-understand sonic cues like this.
Wait, why is this such a good play? Because he ran from the line of scrimmage to the endzone? Because he shook off some tacklers? That's his fucking job. Every play should be this play.
And why is this like Super Mario Bros.? If a koopa trooper touches you in SMB, you die, or shrink. He gets touched a lot, and neither dies, nor shrinks. And how is getting a touchdown like jumping on the castle flagpole? He neither jumped, nor grabbed a flag.
This video sucks fucking balls.
If you knew ANYTHING of "SMB" as you claim you do, you would know that the music is suggesting that he has acquired a Power Star which is a power up that gives the player temporary invincibility.
But five ghost stars for your uncompromising rejection of imperfection.
You braindead horse anus, it's obvious that he picked up a Power Star and would subsequently be able to run THROUGH any such koopa troopers, just as in the video.
Hang your head in SHAME you fat, bloodcaked shit.
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