CIWB  - 2011-01-12
I am continually in awe of how messed up his syntax is.
And he continually refers to these videos as "video presentation analysis reports". That's not just part of his usual word vomit, he intentionally uses that term. On purpose.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-01-12 Listen to how he pronounces "beta" at the beginning of this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ORu6A4OyM0
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Rovin - 2011-01-12
"Ladies, HOW DARE you ask guys if they have jobs?"
There's a part 2 to this where he goes off for minute upon minute basically on an imagination-fueled gloating session telling all the women who turn down him and other guys with no jobs that, when the dollars and euros collapse due to N.W.O. conspiracy stuff, they will be forced to be exotic dancers for the rich. He really, REALLY gloats in this hollow notion.
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Rovin - 2011-01-12 The previously referred to part 2 for anyone who cares...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzzCHHdBpjo&feature=related
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2011-01-12 And yet he somehow he refuses to acknowledge the calamity of having a so called collapsed dollar and how it will adversely affect his fat sorry ass. Does he believe the NWO will be content in dishing out billions of dollars every month in the form of social security disability checks to worthless sacks like him for the rest of their lives? FEMA DEATHCAMPS, BABY!
"I worked 4 years during the mid to late 90s"
lol and somehow he's entitled to collect social security disability for most likely the rest of his miserable life. Disability eligibility reform, anyone?
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Riskbreaker - 2011-01-12
Some days i think Dwayne is truly the saddest individual i have ever seen on the internet.
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Urkel Forever - 2011-01-12 You then are unaware of Wintermute007.
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Riskbreaker - 2011-01-12 You mean rosroach? The drunk guy who calls beer yeyo? Nah, he's gross, but doesn't have an entire system to back up his broken lifestyle like Dwayne.
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Urkel Forever - 2011-01-12 Touche, but still, God help Wintermute007, he seems to go outside even less often that Dwayne. Moreover, I think TFL Bill is the real culprit on the insane back stories. Dwayne is just imitating the master.
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Doomstein - 2011-01-12
The ADA doesn't cover access to women's vaginas, you rascal.
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Robert DeNegro - 2011-01-12
His demeanor is like a really, really fat Tavis Smiley sans anything that's good about Tavis Smiley.
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Anaxagoras - 2011-01-13 I always thought his name was Tabitha Smiley, which I thought was a weird name for a dude. Learn something new every day.
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Influence Device TIMR - 2011-01-12
this is the best video I have seen all year, although I haven't watched it
three well-earned stars!
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pastorofmuppets - 2011-01-13
What Dwayne is trying to say is that he doesn't care who you are, where you're from, or what you did, as long as you'll tolerate him.
"They assumed... I don't deserve such beautiful women, because beautiful women are not stupid when it comes to persons like myself. WRONG!"
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pastorofmuppets - 2011-01-13
Also, this gets me: It's not all that weird for Dwayne to dream of revenge. How else would he get by? But the "how does it feel to be rejected by ME" fantasy starts with you becoming a male model, rock star, etc.
By contrast, Dwayne's fantasies hinge on the complete collapse of the world's economy. My point is that even in his daydreams, exercising is too much work.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2011-01-13
Dwayne and James Howard Kunstler need to get together
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Rudy - 2011-01-13
I know that when I think about the total economic collapse of this country, the first thing I ponder is "how is this going to affect the dating scene?"
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Hooker - 2011-01-13
He does secretly know that women don't find him attractive because he's physically and personably repulsive, right? Sometimes I have trouble telling if people are being idiots because they're idiots or because they're insecure idiots.
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Anaxagoras - 2011-01-13
He does go on, doesn't he?
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a flaming monkey - 2011-01-14
This guy obviously has some money, right? Hookers, boy. Go to it and stop complaining. If the world economy is going to collapse or whatever, what's the use of pining for a long-term, conventional relationship anyway?
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