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Brainless
"Fatass: A Lackluster Jack Ass Parody"
1/2 star for each time I watched this.
His resemblance to the woodchuck shown in the previous clip is striking.
he can barely grab his head
He barely has arms.
Is it just me or does he run cartoonishly slow starting out? Is the static friction in him THAT great?
It takes a hell of a lot of energy to accelerate a mass like that beyond a shambling waddle.
five for "shambling waddle"
At least he still has his dignity!
"Hi. I'm a road sign, and Imma gonna fuck this fatass up!"
Arrr, flense and render down his blubber. He'll keep many a home bright and cozy on those long winter nights.
10 MPH SPEED LIMIT
He is really, really fat, and he ran right into that sign!
A perfect introduction to elastic vs. inelastic collisions.
After a failed attempt at making people laugh for money, Jabba next set his sights on a career in smuggling.
Youtube is the biggest beneficiary of a lack of after-school programs.
NOTHING HURTS DAH BLAAAAAAHB
Should've used his ass. He's been strengthening it every day for the past 20 years.
This is a great metaphor for America in general.
I did not know they made capri pants that large!