Note to submitter - there should be enough stupid out there now to get Hetalia as a linked tag in short order.

I'm honestly starting to think the word "rant" is code for "I am a self-obsessed retard with stupid opinions on stupid gay things that don't matter. Please punch my genitals."

The preview image looks like a picture from an obscure fetish site, the kind where you'd pay for a 30-second clip of a masked man lightly whipping a woman's knees.

I had a load of similar people in a Japanese History class I took.
They all held silent contempt for each other and would always argue on how a word was pronounced or who knew the different shogunate provinces better.
The instructor was too nice to shut them up.
It was insufferable and embarrassing.

I took one semester of Japanese in college. I gave my class presentations on Mishima and Seijun Suzuki; the dude next to me had painted one of the robots from Evangelion on his jacket.

NEVER AGAIN.

Weeaboo vs Weeaboo is not as good as Spy vs Spy.

I went to a Japanese movie at a film festival and sure enough, right behind me was a college-age white kid with a Japanese girlfriend, talking exactly like this guy.

This fucktard is in college?